happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Fifteen year goes down in the law books as the first person arrested and for “Swatting” (calling swat teams on livestreamers to attempt to get them arrested on camera with reports of things like bomb threats and multiple homicides). Pictured receiving his sentence for 25 to life in federal prison for two counts of domestic terrorism.
In case anyone doesn’t realize, the source used here is a satire website. the picture is actually from a kid getting sentenced to life for killing a toddler.
god damn it
hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Clint often enters archery contests in disguise. He then wins second place (on purpose) and reveals that it was him to make first place feel better about themselves.
pls tag any posts mentioning suicide thx
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT
I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.❞
WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.
you know, black widow is a hard character to write and it’s not like they have a script just lying around-
well they can’t have had that for long-
it’s been such a long time though, i’m sure he doesn’t still want to do it-
well, it’s also not like there was ever another script in development before or anything-
but does she have any history of working well with Marvel and writing a great movie with a plot that seemed like a hard sell-
it’ll be hard to find a director though, that will have to bear the responsibility of directing the first Marvel female-led movie-
but is she a strong character who has been established in several other hugely successful/well-received movies and played by one of the most bankable actresses in the world-
then again, maybe she doesn’t even want to do a black widow movie-
wow, so what the fans have to say actually matters?! that’s great! so they might listen to us and-
but they do supposedly have movies planned up until 2028, we must at least be getting one black widow movie at some point-
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)
KISS KISS FALL IN
I forgot the next part but then it goes
i have discovered that i really really like thrift shopping