have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
Hey anon, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret.
I know exactly who you are.
You are incredibly toxic to me, and I cut you out of my life for a reason. You need to respect that and leave me the hell alone.
Don’t you dare try to contact me again.
turning off anon for a while
psa when i reach 222 followers i will be doing a giveaway
Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)
2 ½ cups of flour (I used bread flour but you can use all purpous flour too)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla
Preheat oven to 425°F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.
Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir until a nice, thick dough forms.
Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).
Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.
***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***
Everytime I want to bake this, I forget the freakin recipe..
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
i dont care what your opinion is about frozen whether you like it or not you should go listen to let it go right now
US counties with In N Out Burger
I just want to curl up and die because his hands can literally just wrap around her waist completely, that’s how small she is in comparison and it’s just so fucking cute I have a serious weakness for size differences in couples.
His thumb is nearly the same size as her fucking wrist.
This is killing me.
yeah but nobody is noticing the animation error where his finger phases through her waist
everyone’s noticed it, thats why there’s no reason to mention it anymore at this point. :/
Saw it in theatres and I cant unsee it but oh well. :P
Movie’s done, so hey, whatever, the scene’s still cute as fuck. XD
Hoooooly smokes. I hope no one got in trouble over that. That’s humiliating. OnO
oohhhh my gooooooood
i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices